HELP!!!!
The store is haunted and we have to feed these buggers to keep them quiet! Won’t you please help? Bring us 1 lb or more of candy and we’ll give you 10% off your purchase. Bring us a toothbrush for their gnarly teeth too and we’ll give you 15%! We cannot thank you enough for helping us out – goblins are so annoying!
(OK…the candy will really be shipped to U.S. Military Service Members serving overseas as part of Operation Gratitude. And they really do need toothbrushes! Discount cannot be combined with other offers or discounts.)