Working dogs are the best. They will happily herd your sheep and then lick your face. They will save Little Timmy, that kid who always finds a well to fall into. They can walk on their hind legs in a tutu for your applause and delight.
Of these, the most capable canine with a calling is the mighty Cerberus. This triple-noggined pup keeps the inhabitants of Hades from crossing back over the River Styx and does a darn fine job! How many formerly-dead ancient Greeks have you seen walking around the mall recently? None? Me neither!
What does this mean for you? After a long day on guard dog duty, this doggie just want to be like all other doggies – cuddling up with a loving owner, getting its three heads petted and finagling a spot on the bed. Who’s a good boy? You are!