Behold the power of the kitten! Truly there is no stronger, more cuddly force on the planet than this! For them we build complicated file-sharing systems so we can get a daily fix of kitty videos! For them we cart around large bags of food (to go in one end) and litter (for when it comes out the other!) For them we make weird baby noises that make no sense!
We bow before our adorable, cuddly overlords! Then we rub their tummy.