Squishable Ice Cream Cone

One scoop of ice cream or two? When you weigh this momentous decision, here are some things to consider: The possibility of long-term abduction by aliens who do not understand dairy products! Clumsily mistaking glue for toothpaste, rendering your jaw stuck shut! An evil genius gaining control of the global supply of vanilla beans! All of these are plausible events that could preclude future ice cream activities! Yes, let’s go for that second scoop… while we still can!